My election warchest is getting depleated
I'm the darkhorse candidate in a couple of categories. Please help a fellow GFYer make good.
Dont let me stand all alone on awards night, with nothing to hold but my camera, crying in my beer, thinking of what it could of been.
Fame, Fortune, the ability to fly the winners flag in my sig, the possibilities just boggle my mind!
Please, please, no more used panties, half filled condoms, fleshlights with no battries, free lifetime memberships to tube sites, got enough of those already.
What I need is something I can use to, shall we say, "make my fellow judges see the light" This could involve monitary contributions, sexual favours, both straight and gay, never know which way they swing
Not here to judge
or as a last resort , just please VOTE FOR ME
Your contributions will be welcomed, your vote appreciated
