Originally Posted by calvinawe

In my slumber several weeks ago I had foreseen this very situation in my dreams. A tantalizing bright orb descended from the skies while I frolicked in the vibrant outdoors. As I gasped of amusement and awe, an angel cracketh the orb open and outright told me: "You shall vote for Sir JFK, the noble capturer of pixels, the venerable all-documenting cherub of every wanton knights!"... And so did she vanish into the outlandish scenery. When I woke up, I checked GFY on a 6-minutely basis - "oh boy, could it be? Have I been bequethen with the fate-encompassing ability to digitally scribe my icon? Can I joyfully display my devoted admiration and utmost respect to my buddy, JFK?".. But days passed without any sign of triumph.

But then, when my disconcerted simple self Almost began to give up hope and curse the skies, the announcement of GFY awards has been announced by Eric, thy proud keeper of our lewd display of some sort of a zoo. There was not a second to waste; without further hesitation, I visually scanned through all nominees and just the way soaring eagles break through gushing winds, I was hitting my optical mouse's left button, showing absolutely no mercy to its delicate mechanism.

And this is the story of how I voted for JFK.