09-05-2011, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by movieguy
Do you mean which of the core Twistys employees have moved over to manwin? As Michael said, there is no one left in the Toronto offices. All operations have ceased and the transfer of Twistys' properties is complete.
Of the people you see regularly on this board, Van and Rob are still onboard in Montreal. Our tube sites are now handled by xtube's excellent team.
Unfortunately, I was not offered a position in Montreal with the rest of the team.
After revamping our mobile tube division and killing it so much that pornhub is copying my designs and methods, Fabian took me aside for a conversation:
Fabian: I'm sorry, but you can't join us in Montreal
Me: Did I not do a good enough job on the tubes? I really want to work for you guys. I thought I was pretty awesome
Fabian: That's precisely it. You are too awesome. Your awesomeness would eclipse all others and it would decrease morale in the office.
Me: No way!
Fabian: Yes way!
Me: Ok. I understand. You have to do what's best for your company. How about I come visit you sometime in Germany? We can go to the Atmos down the street or take a trip to Palace with your Bundestag friends after they say no to Greece for the 10th time.
Fabian: Sure buddy.
And he rode off into the gleaming white light on his winged unicorn while cherubs play on little harps
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LOL... nuh-uh 
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