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Women shouldn't be allowed to operate anything more advanced than an oven (not a GAS oven! No!), a cast iron frying pan, a dishcloth, and a bathtub (90% of the time I have to run her bath, so that might be a little too advanced...)
No way a woman should have any type of access to "modern" technology - up to (and including) - the motor car. Anything after the invention of the umbrella should be out of bounds.
If there were no women on Facebook, how popular would Farmville be? Actually, how popular would Facebook be? There would be nobody there.
If women didn't have smartphones, would much money would Angry Birds have made?
Women get hired because:
1) Women can bat an eye, show some leg, flash some cleavage, and influence a man by merely flashing the tiniest of smiles. This simple display of flesh makes every single straight man on the face of the earth so intellectually inferior to women that I've just lost my own argument. Shit...
2) Fuck it. I already lost. You want me to run you a bath, dear?
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