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Actually, this reminds me of the last time I was banned from my local pub... I'dnot been too well, and had to use the bathroom. The doctor had pescribed me some salts...
I did the deed, came out to get another pint, and the landlord says I'm barred!
I ask why, he says theres shit on the floor, shit on the walls, shit on the door, shit on the CEILING!!! - I thought youd been to the doctor?
I sheepishly replied that I had, and he had pescribe me some salts...
WHAT FUCKING KINDA SALTS? He screamed at me!
"Somersaults" I replied as a skipped happily out the door...
Plenty more pubs, lots more poo, and so little time...
Lifes GOOD!!!!
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