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Originally Posted by justinsain
People fake their death by pretending to fall out of a boat in the middle of the ocean where there is no evidence but them leaving on their own and then rescuers finding an empty boat while they disappear in another boat.
A body falls from a public platform in front of a train. Imagine all the people that would be involved in the investigation and would have to be either wrong as to the identity of the body or in on the deception to pass this off as a fake death.
If they said something like Charlie went for a midnight swim and presumably drowned, the door would've been left open. The Producer hates Charlie and no better way to end their relationship than to have him ceremoniously cremated with no chance to return.
Go ahead and use your imagination and tell me how someone could fake their death by jumping in front of a public train.  |
Okay first, calm down it's only a tv sitcom. LOL Second, here's how (off the top of my little green head):
Rose and Charlie find out that Charlie's mom has been secretly re-mortgaging his property behind his back multiple times. He thought the house was free-and-clear (after all that kiddie tune money) but finds out he's got 3 mortgages. So if he's dead he leaves it to Alan, who seeks Mom's help, who.....
So Rose and Charlie find a homeless guy, already dead, on the street. Ever see Weekend at Bernies? They throw the bum in front of the train. After all, like Rose said, "It disintegrated like a balloon full of meat". Hehehe.....no evidence. DNA? Sure - but Charlie's DNA is so fucked by all his partying that a match was impossible...
Rose comes back to "observe" the family and judge their reactions to Charlie's "death", because Charlie isn't really sure, was Alan in on the mortgage plot? Maybe Berta, maybe the kid, maybe everyone....
Rose gets to continue to 'stalk" Charlie, thru his family, the family fights it out over Charlie's supposed millions, only the real culprit knows the truth, that he's broke....
Oh on and on man. It's TELEVISION. :D