I bought a half gallon of milk... 2%. My wife used to like skim but I hated that watery shit. I also bought some seedless grapes and 2 apples.
While I was in the checkout stand I was browsing through the gossip mags they have near the register. I am actually shy to let people see me reading that trash, but this one had a photo of an alien baby. So I had to take a closer look you know.
On the way to my car I thought I had lost my car keys. I shuffled my hand around in my pocket and I did find them the second look. A lady pulled her child away as they walked past and I wondered if she thought I was playing with my balls.
I guess it was a pretty eventful day for me
