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Redhead Joke
REDHEADS
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>
> Barack Obama was looking for a call girl.
> He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a
> brunette and a
> redhead.
>
> To the blonde he said,
>
> 'I am the President of the United States.
>
> How much would it cost me to spend some time with
> you?'
>
>
> She replied, '$200'.
>
> To the brunette he said,
>
> 'I am the President of the United States.
>
> How much would it cost me to spend some time with
> you?'
>
>
>
> She replied, '$100'.
>
>
>
> He then asked the redhead.
>
> Her reply was,
>
>
> 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high
> as my taxes, my pants
> down as low as my wages,
>
> get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are
> living in, and keep
> it rising like the price of gas,
>
> keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me
> the way you have
> the retirees,
>
> then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'
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