Oh the innocent "what did I do approach huh or should I say "eh" ...
I know you no longer appreciate the cold Montreal weather but you do need to visit for the holidays every once in a while ...
Oh goodness gracious me.. the mighty Twisty's Shap has surfaced ...
Yes I've baited the rat trap and look which boobie decided to sniff around ...
Do you think we are ignorant to the backstabbing chit-chatter you've been exercising behind closed doors ?
I mean like totally serious Shap ...
Shap's follow up response would have been : What secret chit chatter are you referring to ?
(Shaps attempt to bait)
May I suggest a personal evaluation of your current real life position ... Plz turn around.. perhaps have a nice little chitty chat and focus your concentration on interior design.. That should keep you two quite occupied and close this adult XXX chapter in your life ...
I simply want you to know that I know ... This may sound a little arrogant and obnoxious but I do not even want to hear you clear your throat the wrong way okay Shap ...
Believe me... I can not be in your face any more than what I am now ...
Simply take a deep breath and lean back in your chair ... Oh how that sea breeze must be so refreshing ...
Have a spectacular life Shap ...
See ya