Being in the porn biz as long as I have, I was often up at 4AM to watch these crapy infomercials. This tinny ad guy always made me laugh with his “It’s so easy!!!!” line. He would say it over and over again… looking into the camera… “what are you waiting for?" “It’s so easy!!!!”
Then there was the 2 midgets in white suits that were selling real-estate together, as a tag team, anyone remember those 2 guys? Are they also in jail, together in black and white suits now no doubt.
Then there was the Chinese dude with the boat that claimed to have mad millions with his ‘special system’ , he would tell you this all while cursing around on a boat with 7 hot bikini clad babes rolling over the boats bow wow. I sure hope this guys been deported back to Cambodia where he belonged.
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