If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada . -- lol yep
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada . -- mm don't know about that one but sounds doable
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada . - do it all the time, is that really a Canadian thing?
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .. - LOL more or less, yep
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .. - lol
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada . --- a little faster even, while cars are spinning out and trucks are jack-knifed, the good ol' days.. (I no longer live in Canada)
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada . -- Know them all too damned well, but not anymore!
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada . -- LOL
If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all
your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
(Jeff Foxworthy jokes)
