for all the ballers and high rollers: I'm damn poor and can accept your money. Just remember: "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24) So think about it: I'll be saving your immortal soul facing the flames of Hell... and I'll do it for free! 
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