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Originally Posted by nico-t
in all seriousness, Paul i need your opinion. My friend wants his business to move to an office space with a bit more room because he has 2 more employees since about a year and the office they're at now is a bit too small. Now he already made the deal with the company who rents out office space, then he told me he was not so sure about the toilet capacity and placement. I told him that i know of someone named Paul on a forum who is an expert on this matter.
So he put everything on hold now, and is eager to hear your view on the toilet situation, before he follows through on the office deal. When you say there is something wrong with the toilets, he is even willing to pull the plug out of the whole deal, because I made it clear to him that you are the office toilet authority.
Including himself there will be 7 people working at the office. After the entrance there is a door to the left with 1 normal toilet and 1 urinal. The door to the right is a meeting space with a small kitchen block. Further up the hall are 2 big office spaces both with a capacity of 4 employees and 1 smaller office for my friend.
What is your opinion about the placement, capacity and the kind of toilets used in this particular office?
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Offices are Queens, toilets are King, and sewage systems are Emporer. The trick is, HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM HAPPY? Any fool can get an Armitage & Shanks installed, it takes a genius to use toilets for girlfriends, and sewage systems as prostitutes. Thing is, which one is a 1st date? 499 splashes on the toilet seat are LOST splashes - forget about the 1 stream into the bowl, because it PROVES MY POINT, if only you would of listened, but marketing 'geniuses' like 'Arry Redknapp will tell you you can lead a horse to bottled water, but can't make it buy it. Off to have chicken soup in the lean-to.