Originally Posted by HardlinkSells

You have some many options when it comes to the farting niches. Here are some examples:

The wife funnel fart: Wait until your wife is sleeping and put a funnel near her and let out as massive one and let her endure the stink.

The closet farter: push her in the closet and duck tape the individual to the wall. Call a group of friends over, take ex lax, and let it rip with farts and occasional feces.

Love for the family.