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Originally Posted by porno jew
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I've already whacked off to Caterbate - the Cumgirl (or whatever her name is). Let's do something new - like send me a fucking cake.
I've been waiting five years for Ally to send me my GFY thong. I'm getting pissed off - at least I shoud be served a piece of hair pie - err, cheesecake, err... FUCK IT!
Its been ten fucking years, they should at least make me green! I get the impression that its more productive to type "I Like Poo" 10,000 times than to build lasting (but somewhat insane) long term relationships.
I don't like poo! I like peanut butter, beer, and blueberries. I have no beer or blueberries, so I'm gonna make a peanut butter sammich and go to bed.
And I'll be here for another fucking decade. I WILL outlast this board - it wouldn't be the first time I've done that. In 2011, it'll be me, Currently Sober, the British guys, and Juicy popping in every now and then.
Make me green, bitches, or I will just post "poo" "poo" and "pee" "pee" 100 times a day. Ok, I won't actually do that, but - FUUUUUCK! - C'mon!
Fucking ten years - waaaaay longer than you've owned this fucking place. I'm still waiting for my thong and my leather coat. I have a couple of T-Shiorts - very cool - but back in the day 1,000 posts meant a jacket. Still waiting. Never bitched about (till now....)
OMG - I'm Paul Markhaming! Time to go to bed. See you all tomorrow if I'm not banned!