SOME of the Golden Rules of RETIREMENT!!!
1) Spend the few years before retirement, convincing others you were more successful than you actually were as you wind down your efforts to pump out bland, boring, "seen it all before" crap and sell it cheaply. Even though you are dealing primarily in cheap sets and bargain basement deals, just insist you're doing great!
2) As your business inevitably implodes on itself like a dying star as East European girls start wanting more money for shooting and the CZ gets more expensive, start laying the groundwork for blame.
(note: you MUST lay blame elsewhere, NEVER on yourself)
3) Start a paysite and some tgp's out of desperation, even though they are doomed to fail under your watch
4) Retire on government pensions and take to suddenly lecturing others on success while offering absolutely no proof whatsoever that you've ever had any real success to begin with.
(note: if you've ever came to the board to beg for money, its essential to avoid that subject)
5) Now... you need credibility and attention, so continually attack the most successful companies and their products, continually preach that they can be improved, revenues can be improved, but never prove that you actually know anything about paysites, sales or conversions because that can only lead to embarrassment.
When that backfires, start telling everyone traffic is easy (even though you've never had any), for credibility.
What that backfires, start telling everyone that content is king, even though you can't monetize your own (just ignore your previous position that traffic is easy - since having both traffic and content according to everything you say would make you rich overnight)
When that backfires, start posting tutorials for credibility.
When that backfires, start lecturing on sales for credibility.
When that backfires, start blaming "trolls" for credibility.
When that backfires, go back to blaming Manwin for credibility.
When that backfires start criticizing other successful content producers as being shitty for credibility.
When that backfires, start telling porn.com that 1:414 ratios on porn.com is shitty for credibility.
When that backfires.... keep spinning out of control and spiraling downward until your inevitable cerebral aneurysm or stroke.
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