Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

One time I got a seat between a really fat lady, and two drunk fucks.... It was an 8 hour flight before another connection. I immediately asked one of the flight crew to move me because there's a fat lady who's fat is taking half of my seat already and these two drunk fucks won't let me sleep for a fucking second, I was immediately moved, to my luck it was next to a hot chick...it was my first time making out with a stranger on a plane few hours later. true story.