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Originally Posted by Failed
This is a lie! Come on, you guys seriously do not have the technology to place herpes and gonorrhea into every fleshlight and have the diseases stay potent long enough for the consumer to obtain these std's.
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The lube division of our SQUIRTIT! brand has the technology to do this and has made a considerable, private offer, to Ms. Lohan. We are in negotiations with fleshlight to offer a free sample of this record breaking green & yellow puss colored lube with each Lohan fleshlight.
Satisfaction guaranteed to feel like the real thing or your money back! However the STD's are yours forever
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