Originally Posted by Young

To make a long story short. Let a few domain names get to the eve of cancellation. Was forced to call the 800 number from a bar bathroom since the mobile app wasn't functioning and time was fast approaching. A girl who sounded like she was in her 20's helped me renew about a dozen domain names. Poor girl. Porn this. Porn that. A few about enlarging your penis. Broads, chics, whores amongst some of the keywords.

I have to admit it was pretty faptastic listening to them being read back to me.