Some years ago it was unusually cold in Texas on Halloween. Driving by the college I noticed all the college girls leaving the bars dressed in nearly nothing were freezing their cute asses off walking to their apartments and dorms. I felt bad for these half naked drunk girls, with the chill of the wind up their six inch skirts, so I offered one a ride. Suprised when she hopped right into my van, I took a few more drunk half naked college girls home that night. After that I always hoped for cold on Halloween.
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