And so continues another day in the saga of, "As the USA Self-Immolates" - Next on tonight's news, President Kardashian releases her latest sex tape, "Fuckin in the Lincoln Bedroom." Its a win win for the White House - She invited the NBA, the NFL and MLB and fucked them all, at once. And got the owners to pay for the massive cleaning bill and the pussy rebuild job in Brazil...
Jesse is on again off again but he's right about one thing...
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