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Old 11-06-2011, 09:50 AM  
ottopottomouse
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A sailor comes back to his home port after a long sea voyage and heads straight for the nearest brothel.

"I need a woman to suck my dick," he tells the madame.

"Sure," says the madame and signals to a gorgeous brunette.

The sailor goes into a room with the whore, drops his trousers and she starts sucking away. After five or ten minutes:

"It's not getting hard, you know," says the whore.

"It's not supposed to get hard," says the sailor, "just clean."
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