6:30am - punch the dog off the bed and fart
6:35am - morning piss, usually fart a few more times
6:36am - smoke a joint
7:00am - morning shit/shower/grooming
7:30am - feed animals / walk dog / eat a 3 big bowls of fruity pebbles with lactaid & smoke another joint
8:00am - begins work. im glued to the computer working my ass off and smoking a joint & eating junk about every 45 minutes in between till 9:00pm. maybe some quick errands here and there and a few moments of fucking around doing nothing productive. farting happens frequently.
9:00pm - late dinner/ feed dog & walk / quality wife time with some fucking around online mixed in
2:00am - last joint / fart for the night & sleepy time
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