Originally Posted by garce

You'd think that the GOP would be riding the heterosexual Cain Train. Much better than the string of hypocritical gloryhole cocksucking Jesus freaks that have had their cum-covered faces all over my television the past few years.

Herman Cain is an obvious idiot, but I have not seen one other person who is worthy of running the greatest country in the history of human civilation.

I like Obama. He looks Presidential. He's well spoken. He has one out of two balls, and half a spine. He'll look great on a stamp one day.

I liked G.W.B. Not his politics - I don't give a shit about that - but the guy probably has the best BBQ's and is an amazing fishing buddy. The guy is probably a laugh riot, and a great friend. I can picture this man quaffing a few beers and telling stories all day.

Alas, neither of them are (or were) fit to run the ONE country this world needs to get its shit together. And nobody standing in line is capable of doing the job, either.

I'd vote for Cesar Milan. He wasn't born in America (and I can't vote because I'm not American), but Cesar can certainly make those bitches toe the line.

Politicians no longer care what is best for their countries. They base their careers on personal agendas and financial success. They will lie to your face and - when they gain office, or power, or prestige - they will sell themselves out to the highest bidder.

There is noone capable of running the free world. Except maybe Cesar Milan, with Bear Grylls as VP.