I don't know what to say.
I mean, like when the hell is he going to start meiosis and grow the fuck up?
You'd think he'd hook up with a female, but no, they just keep spitting him out.
I tried counseling with Dear Abby but he just splattered himself on a pillow of her
couch.
I'm so frustrated that when I call him a "fuck wad", I really mean it.
I'm about to give up because I swear that he will never be more than a yellow stain on a
cotton sheet.
