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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
So let me see if I understand correctly, do I have all my facts straight?
- An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church
- The Irishman is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap
- The Irishman notices on the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world
- The Irishman learns that it is only the priest who get's to indulge in drinking, smoking and pedophilia.
Did I miss anything?
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Seems pretty accurate.
Oh, wait, no. Then we find out that the booze, cigars, chocolates, and mistresses were paid for by stiffing employees on their wages.