Serious Tip?
On the journey there, eat loads of food -
DONT USE A BATHROOM!
Book into your room - IN
TOP HOTEL...
Immediately, take a
MASSIVE DUMP on the floor - In the middle of the room, or on the bed, or on the TV...
TIP: For max effect, s
mear some up the walls as well...
Go back to reception...
FREAK THE FUCK OUT ! SCREAM AND SHOUT - Use the words shit, poo, excrement, faeces and diaroreeah
REALLY LOUDLY ! SHOUT AND SCREAM...
Trust me... You will not only be upgraded to a top of the budget suite, you will also have your stay comped by the hotel.. IN FULL
This has worked MANY TIMES !
Hope this helps
