Originally Posted by edgeprod

I'll get the ball rolling, Mark.

Here are some settlement offers:

All of these offers include 100% debt clearance. Choose any one, and we're done here.

1) Donate $10,000 to a charity of my choice.
2) Get a tattoo of "I <3 Edgeprod" anywhere on your body.
3) Barter some traffic to a program of my choosing -- no ref code.
4) Wear a sandwich board sign at the next major show saying "I am sorry for not paying Edgeprod".
5) Show up to the next major show in a chicken suit and a button of my avatar pinned to it. Must be worn all days and to all parties, events, dinners, etc.
6) Shave your head, and keep it shaved until the end of 2012.
7) Make one post per month for a year where you include a poem about your undying love for my coding skills.
8) Adopt a puppy, and permanently name it Edgeprod.
9) Post an unobstructed full frontal nude shot of yourself to GFY, and keep the picture up for at least a year.
10) Volunteer 10+ hours/month at a local charity for a year, and post monthly updates with pictures to GFY.


I'll also consider any counter-offers you may have.