I once had the jump out boys raid my apartment because they confused my roommates habit of smoking copious amounts of weed with selling copious amounts of weed. They missed the pistol on top of the A/C unit and only found a few stems in the carpet.
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
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