When I was a teen in Holland what we did sometimes was drinking beer through a straw. That really gets you drunk faster. Just give it a try.
And if you want to know what poppers are like but don't want to spend any money on them, just sniff up the fumes that come from the fuel tank of your bike or car once you're drunk. Just try it and you'll know what I mean
(but don't get addicted to it because sniffing fuel must be worse than sniffing glue)