Originally Posted by shimmy2

been here almost a year in the DR. don't flash any money, rarely wear clothes, speak good enough spanish to blend in... yet i live in a big gated villa on top of a mountain. 10ft high spiked fence, 4 dogs... etc

had an afternoon girl over, a regular not a stray... we leave, then she realizes she left some of her clothes at the house. we come back up the hill 15min later and i walk in on a burglar. i had just took some shots of this new girl so my canon T3i and lenses were on the dresser. i notice its gone, and my bathroom door is shut. i rush the door and dude jumps on my toilet, breaks it, and jumps out the bathroom window (2nd floor). amazingly dogs didnt do shit, neighbors didnt see shit... at least the girl was good. only in DR