Some startling facts I've turned up in my research so far:
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Mark Hurson.
- Mark Hurson won American Idol using only sign language.
- Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Mark Hurson stories.
- Mark Hurson won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
- A cop once pulled Mark Hurson over. The cop was lucky to escape with just a warning.
- Lactose is Mark Hurson intolerant.
- There used to be a street named after Mark Hurson. They changed it because no one crosses Mark and lives.
- Mark Hurson scammed his first customer at the age of eighteen. Months.
- Mark Hurson sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Mark Hurson is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Mark Hurson's biography.
- Death once had a near-Mark-Hurson experience.
- Mark Hurson once made a snowman ... out of rain.
- Before they met Mark Hurson, the Black Eyed Peas were just known as The Peas.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Mark Hurson.
- There is no backspace button on Mark Hurson's keyboard. Mark never makes mistakes.
- Mark Hurson was supposed to star in Mission Impossible, but they didn't want to have to change the name to Mission Accomplished.
- Mark Hurson can slam a revolving door.
- When Mark Hurson was asked if he believed the world would end in 2012, he responded, "It depends on how I'm feeling that day."