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Originally Posted by porno jew
is their any advice you give that isn't complete garbage?
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Yeah, if you want to avoid the long lines at Zabars and H&H every Saturday, go as early as possible. I mean like really, really early. Remember, Hasids cannot take an elevator when they leave their co-op buildings on shabbos. Nor can they take a taxi to Zabars. So, if you leave early, you'll get a nice head start.
Oh, and I almost forgot. Dana and I, along with Shoshana and Marty Ackerman, went over to Hannah and Sy Ableman's new townhouse last weekend and did a blind tasting to try and figure out which of Zabars or Fairway has the fresher lox. All of us except for Hannah chose Fairway. Not surprising at all when you consider that she used to fuck goys before she met Sy. Anyway, they get their fresh shipment for the weekend delivered at around 4:30-5:00 on Friday afternoon and it's $0.39 less per pound, so it might even be a good idea to swing by on Friday night if you're worried about getting up before the Hasids.
