Originally Posted by Phoenix

speaking a real lumberjack story, a lot of my family is from up north...i mean way up north in northern canada.
anyway, my one cousin was up there doing some work, and went to a local bar, that was filled with actual lumberjacks....here is the brief story.

He notices this huge guy sitting at a table and drinking and having fun. The guy was about 7 ft tall, and easily 400lbs, had a head bigger then a basketball, and my cousin who is not small, said he felt small beside him, like a kid..lol
anyway, he was drinking beers non stop and had a bunch of them in front of him at his table. eventually a fight broke out, if you have never lived up north, a fight always breaks out....every night. so i guess 3-4 guys were fighting and they smashed into his table and knocked over his beers. Here is where he decided enough was enough. He slammed his hand down on the table, and bellowed out, "if i have to get up"...and that was it....4 grown men, slunk back into the shadows..lol

wish i had been there