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Originally posted by juicylinks
Hello, There are some high-flying accusations about homosexual relations between Stan and myself, and I would like to quell the rumors by saying that I AM NOT GAY. However, there was one occasion where Stan called me into his office and proceeded to jackoff on my forehead, after which he sprinkled raisins in his man chowder. He then fingered my asshole and wiped my brownie on a grahm cracker, using the man chowder-raisin substance to create a smore. However, this happened involuntarily. I was his coworker, but he used me to dump his ball sauce. I am not gay, though.
Nick Tukhman <[email protected]>
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nice one
the guy looks even smaller than me... betcha hes a wuss. you dont even wanna compare to alex.
