Originally Posted by Mutt

you cruel bastard, there's no reason to tell a child Santa doesn't exist, they learn it on their own. your daughter is 9, if she still believes in Santa at 9 she's probably mildly retarded - let her have her fantasies.

now go to her bedroom and tell her Daddy just played a pretty mean joke on her and of course Santa Claus is real. it's probably a good time though to tell her that Jesus is a total crock of shit.