The comments are even friggen funny!
JAB
DECEMBER 6, 2011 AT 6:56 PM
Firstly I’d like to thank you because after reading the top 50 I had to blow my nose, my gut is sore, I had to grab a towel to clean the tears up, and I peed a little. That shtuff was legendary.
But, it was also informative, and I learned a few things I didn’t previously know:
Jesus crust is a good acceptable alternative to the actual swear word, and a pizza I may try.
People really have to be more careful about their penises, there seems to be a lot of them exploding from abuse.
“What the fructose?” is something I’m going to say around children.
There are a lot of colors that are unknown to most, like effervescent shitstain, period red, and fuckweasel.
Christianmindfuck.com would be an awesome domain name.
Apparently people are doing strange things to their mom’s vagina’s rather frequently.
Father and son texting can be …. awkward.
Three words: Pajama bin laden
Best new word: Shatnered
I’m pretty sure a kinky fuck concert would be sold out.
The Iphone seems pretty advanced, apparently they have a cock slap app.
Friends are abnormally calm after you text them you just killed someone.
You can break a finger by putting it in your butt. So stop that.
“Better safe than SORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE” is what I’m going to say from now on when giving advice.