12-08-2011, 02:49 PM
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Wasn't it just a few months ago she was searching for sex on her blog? I remember a news article about it. She complained she was horny as hell and couldn't get any, so she took to her blog to find a fuck buddy.
Edit: Yep.
Back in August:
http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/c...831-1jky3.html
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Sinead O'Connor's internet sex quest
Sinead O'Connor is looking for broadminded love in all the blog places. Complaining that "her-moans" have got the best of her, the Irish singer has taken her sex quest to the internet, calling for a sex partner on her blog and on twitter.
Complaining of a lack of intimacy in recent times, O'Connor writes on her blog: "My shit-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners."
The singer, who is best-known for her 1990 hit single, Nothing Compares 2 U. Her hugely popular version of Prince's heartbreak epic brought her enormous international recognition and a Grammy award.
But fame, even on the wane, presents romantic difficulties for O'Connor.
"Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."
So she's taken action but O'Connor is not looking for just any man. She specifically wants a middle-aged, sweet, sex-starved man - who doesn't use hair product, lives in Ireland, loves his mother... There's a host of stipulations for O'Connor's would-be sex partners.
And further posts brought more. Prospective lovers can be lesbian; may even, she conceded, be christened Brian or Nigel; but anal sex is non-negotiable.
"Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex ... let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply."
"Fire-men, rugby players, and Robert Downey-Junior will be given special consideration. As will literally anyone who applies."
For those keen to come to O'Connor's sexual rescue, applications can be made via her secretary.
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