Originally Posted by GFED

My creative juices don't flow that well. I've always been pretty weak when it comes to graphics design and text content.

But for example this is what I'm talking about.

Description #1
Tattooed hottie sucking cock

Description #2
Little slut Jaelyn actually thinks she's gonna go places in life. But if you want to make it to the top, you have to start at the bottom. We had that little bitch brushing off dirt from our shoes, dusting the house and cleaning the toilet with a cool gag that supports all kinds of attachments. She did a decent job, so we rewarded her by fucking her hard while she was mummified in transparent plastic wrap. To make sure we didn't mess up the place after all her hard work, we covered her mouth with the same wrap and came on it, before emptying it in her mouth.

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