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Synchronized movements of any type should be banned in public places. We should also arrest old women who walk to slow. It's annoying when they are in front of me and don't walk the same speed as I do.
Also:
- Standing in place for longer than 5 seconds
- Speaking too loudly
- Speaking another language
- Having long hair or otherwise being recognized as a hippy
- Not being a member of the GOP
Should all be offenses resulting in arrest. Feel free to add to this list, we will fix this country yet!
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