In the past two years I've...
Nearly died (E.Coli poisoning).
Moved 5500 miles (from England to California).
Nearly killed (Medical insurance scam almost killed my wife and did kill our unborn child - doctor refused treatment for my wife 'cos he was scamming her insurance company. The longer he kept her ill, the longer she had to keep receiving treatment. I found out his home address - a week after he moved...).
Got 2 GFY t-shirts.
Got married.
Reached 1000 posts.
... in roughly that order. Still not earning as much money as I'd like though
