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Fuck You Jimmy Stewart!
"It's a Wonderful Life"? Yeah, Bah Humbug you Banker fuck Jimmy Stewart. Eat my jingle bell Christmas balls.
What is that movie really about? Awww, poor Jimmy: He wants to travel the world and seek adventure! Date pretty girls and do amazing things! But he gets stuck in shitty little Nowheresville the rest of his life, and....
Marries a hot babe
Has four cute-as-a-button kids (ZouZou's petals! Aww Zouzou....)
Has a hot "friend" he may or may not be boinking but helps out financially (wink)
His brother is a fucking war hero
He lives in a great, old house that's worth, what, a mil+ in today's economy?
Everyone loves him and owes him their homes, because....
He owns a fucking BANK.
So he gets wrapped up in a nasty little accounting "scandal" that could easily be cleared up with some lawyering and/or some fines paid. But oh no! It's a fucking catastrophe and poor old Jimmy has to try and kill himself. Give me a fucking break.
Fuck you Jimmy Stewart. You should've been happy with all I listed above BEFORE any problems with the bank, which you OWN motherfucker, and shouldn't need the help of some fucked-up low-level angel wannabe to save your sorry ass, literally. So before this whole angel/suicide thing you were what....a clueless asshole?
Fuck you Jimmy Stewart.
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