Originally Posted by DVTimes

my dad just told me he had cancer

he found out in sept he got prostate cancer. but is ok now.

i thought you have phoned me while my soap was on (eastenders). its not a real cancer.

i pretended i was upset.

i was looking forward to his will.

what a complete let down.

merry blinkin chrismass all.

i was hoping he was going to tell me that bitch he lives with had cancer. that would have made my day. i am looking forward to dancing on her grave. i am even thinking of getting dance lessons. i plan to do that on a weekly basis.