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Originally Posted by ColBigBalls
Will a rogue titty in the eye constitute a foul?
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Only if her nipples are hard.
This nude female sports thing is important, because everyone in this godforsaken land watches sports or is a religious nut. I don't fit in because I don't watch sporting events or hide from myself at church services.
So, well, if there was a nationally accepted legitimate nude female sporting event - when some moron starts up with UH MAN DID YOU SEE THE ROCKIES THE OTHER DAY BEAT THE CLAFLINS 14 TO 1 WOW WHAT A GAME HUH HUH HUH UHHHH and starts drooling ..
Maybe instead it'd be DID YOU SEE THE BOOBIES BEAT THE TITTIES 10-5 THE OTHER DAY? And I'd be over here like this with an actual response YEAH THAT WAS AMAZING NAME OF PLAYER HERE WITH THE BIG NIPPLES WAS REALLY SWEATING I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO PASS OUT BUT SHE REALLY CAME THROUGH ON DEFENSE IN THE LAST QUARTER
