Q How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good ?
A Put a nipple on it
Q- Why do men pass more gas than women?
A- because women can't shut up long enough, to build up the required pressure.
Q-Why do women fake orgasms ?
A-because they think men care
Q-What's the difference between a battery and a woman?
A- a battery has a positive side
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
It's called a Wedding cake
That's all folks
