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Some more suggestions :
1. Have a good loud shit with the toilietdoor open during "inspection"
2. Have a staged argument with your wife while they're busy
3. Boil some offal... organ meat... stinks like hell... ask them to they stay for dinner
4. Keep answering "What?" while shaving with an electric razor
5. Play semi-deaf, act autistic, ask if they want coffee, especially when they say no
... etc etc
Combine all above... lol
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