Originally Posted by DamianJ

Alternate ideas:

1) You holding up an empty wallet saying "I'm broke and need to feed the dog"

2) You lying on a sun bed in a hot country sipping a cool drink saying "You can be like me, buy my content and see what the good life tastes like"

3) Have a really old vintage computer picture and you there like Kent Brockman saying "Hi. I'm Paul Markham, you may remember me from such boards as GFY. Well now I'm selling it all. Selling the lot. Selling it cheap."