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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer
Leave the old man alone, he's just having some fun
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No, no, no. Fuck the old asshole. If someone did that to my dogs, I'd just start throwing them over the fence. Biggest one goes first.
What you should do is this:
Put on a mask, sneak up to his window when he's asleep, shake your fist and make threatening noises. Unless he's heavily medicated he'll get up - for about 5 seconds.
Enjoy the peace and quiet until the authorities find his un-missed, family-less, maggot-riddled, stinking loner corpse six weeks later. And when the hot, young newlyweds buy his house, move in, and get comfortable in the neighbourhood; fuck the naive, easily-impressed bride. In the ass. With your fist.