I like to soak the crusty area of a woman's day old panties in a boiling hot coffee mug filled with water. I stir the crotch around until it creates a frothy stew that smells like a cross between a filthy gym sock and a spoiled can of Bumblebee Tuna. I then commence to drink the concoction while I sit and tug the ever loving fuck out of my swollen meat staff.
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