Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I enjoy a very few things in life

1. Eating like a mad angry rabid wolf in huge portions
2. Orgasming inside of a woman (anywhere, long as it's inside)
3. Drinking alcohol until I'm half out of my fucking mind
4. Being involved in criminal activity (that does not harm individuals)
5. Helping people
6. Driving big fine automobiles
7. Playing poker
8. Firing guns
9. Drinking coffee or Coca Cola